Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I think I just shit out all my problems.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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