what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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