med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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