Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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