I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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