its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
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