I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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