Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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