I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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