DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Can I color on your dick again?
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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