My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
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