No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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