I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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