Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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