I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
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