I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
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