You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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