Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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