Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize