Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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