Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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