Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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