I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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