so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Randomize
