Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
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