Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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