I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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