So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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