no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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