So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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