You work out of a Hotel?
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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