i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Randomize
