My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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