I puked a lego.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
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