Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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