what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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