none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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