One girl and one boy is just not enough.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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