i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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