im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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