So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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