I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
At least make sure they are 18
Why
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
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