i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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