i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I want her autograph on my taint
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Randomize
