Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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