Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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