I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Too much gin, very little bucket
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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