I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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