A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Randomize
