And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
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