i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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