how can u be prego again
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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