NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I am naked and annoyed.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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