Have you finally orgasmed yet?
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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