She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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