im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
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